Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Jan Brett

Hi! Have you ever heard the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears? If not i'm gonna tell you now! It's about a little girl named Goldilocks that is going for a walk in the woods and her mother tells her don't get hurt. The bears porage was to hot so they took a walk. Meanwhile Goldilocks walked in and found porage on the table she tried them all. The father bear's was to hot the mothers was to cold the kid's one was just right so she ate it all up. Then she sat in the father's chair it was too hard then she sat in the mothers chair it was too soft then she sat in the kids chair it was just right then it broke . She went to the beds the fathers bed was to big the mothers bed was too small the kids was just right so she slept in it. The bears came home the mom and dad said someones been eating our porage sitting in our bed and inour chair.The baby bear said My porage is gone my chair is broken and some ones in my bed.Goldilocks ran out and never came back again.

The True Story of the Three Little Pigs as told to Jon Scieszka

Hi! Today I read The True Story of the Three little Pigs. It's about three pigs and a wolf. The wolf has a cold and he's making a cake for his granny for her birthday. He ran out of sugar so he went to his neighbor's house to borrow some sugar. The pigs house was made out of straw. He called for the pig...no awnswer. All of a sudden he sneezed and the house fell down. There the pig was dead so... He ate him! Then the wolf went to the other neighbor, his house was made out of twigs. The wolf asked for sugar from him too, the pig said "you can't come in wolf, I'm shaving the hairs on my chinny, chin, chin". The wolf sneezed and the house broke down and the second pig died too. The wolf ate him too, "think of it as a second serving" he said to himself. He went to the third pigs house. This house was made out of bricks. He asked for some sugar from him too. The pig said "get lost wolf" and the wolf explained why he needed the sugar but the pig started to say very, very mean things about the wolf's granny. So the wolf got really mad at the pig and got caught by the police when he was trying to blow the house down. So the police took him to jail. And that's the true story of the Three Little Pigs.

I hope you like the story!

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

Hi! Today I read Where the Sidewalk Ends. It is filled with funny poems. I love it! Here are my favorite poems..


Thumbs
Oh the thumb-suckers thumb.
May look wrinkled and wet.
And withered and white as the snow,
but the taste of a thumb is the sweetest taste yet
(As only we thumb suckers know).

Drats
Can anyone lend me two eighty pound rats?
I want to rid my house of cats.

Warning
Inside everybody's nose
There lives a sharp-toothed snail
So if you stick your finger in,
He might bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside
And he may bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way and he may
Bite the whole darn thing off.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose...

I hope you liked my picks... Ha, ha, ha!

Pig Sty by Mark Teauge

Hi! Today I read Pig Sty by Mark Teauge. It's about a little boy named Wendel. His mother tells him to clean his room. He goes up stairs to his room and he finds a pig laying on his bed. The pig and Wendel don't mind. Every time he goes in his room he finds a pig. He gets annoied by the pigs because they mess up his stuff. He tells his mother but she doesn't listen. Wendel makes the pigs cleanhis room. They listen. At the end they get along.

The End By the way clean your room!

Pig Sty by Mark Teauge

Diary of a Worm by Doreen Cronin

Hi! Today I read Diary of a Worm. It is a little humorous, well actually worm humorous. It's about a worm that writes in his diary everyday. He writes about the main thing in his day. His best friend is spider. His family is papa worm, mama worm and sister worm. Once he got in trouble for telling his sister that her face looks like her butt. It does kind of...

Do the "worm dance"...

The Mitten by Jan Brett

Hi! Today I read The Mitten by Jan Brett. It's about lots of animals like foxes, rabbits, badgers, and bears. A little boy's grandmother made him a pair of snow white mittens. But the grandmother warned him "if you lose the white mittens in the snow, you'll never be able to find them." But he dropped a mitten in the snow. First a little mole found the lost mitten and snuggled in. Then a hare climbed in, then the hedgehog. After that one animal at a time snuggled in. At last when a big bear nosed himself in a little mouse came in and jumped on his nose. All of a sudden the bear sneezed, "ah choo!" The mitten was stretched out and all the animals fell out. At the end, the little boy found the stretched out mitten. The grandma looked out the window to see if he was safe and if he had both mittens.

The end! Hope you liked the story!